January 2008
9 posts
More Poetic Spam
All links have been changed. Every message gets better. With the exception of the brief and unpleasant software pitch, my spammers are so eloquent and international. Is all spam this weird and interesting now and I’m just out of the loop because gmail keeps me protected from such things? I’m just not sure it’s still considered spam if I’m looking forward to getting it. ...
Best Spam Ever.
Don’t worry, I changed the link so as not to give these criminal robots any business, but enjoy. It’s kinda beautiful. Plotzker Embelton is my new favorite poet. From: “Plotzker Embelton” Subject: retable Bonjour, Downloaddable SSoftwarehttp://www.geocities.com/m30sx692ij6eg/ Of a mutual intercourse through the medium qf sight and bidmy will avouch it, yet i must...
Bed Bugs
There has been a large profusion of these bugs called Box Elder bugs in my room of-late. They are not at all aggressive or harmful, but I have a strict ‘no insects in my sleeping area’ clause in my contract, thus I must remove them from the premises before I can really settle in for the evening. Being that I am a vegetarian (and a wuss) I feel pretty guilty about squishing them (also...
WOLF CHAPEL
Grab that decrepit spellbook from the shelf, Draw your grandfathers blades from their scabbard and prepare yourself! I don’t remember how I found this but aren’t you glad I did?
I didn't know I was so into Hello Kitty,
but apparently I am.
I highly covet this Hello Kitty Rice Cooker.
Pandora →
It’s fun. Be my friend. getsandwichesnow at gmail dot com